"Your Mom!"

10 reasons why my mom is so damn great (in random order):

1) She is small, cute, and quaint.
2) She deals blackjack so that I can go to college.
3) She sends me packages in the mail with new clothes, shoes, food, money.
4) She is taking me to Cabo next week.
5) She calls me everyday to tell me she loves me.
6) She goes on Instant Messenger to say hi because she knows how much of a dork I am.
7) She talks about music with me, and loves all the same songs I do.
8) She makes killer margaritas.
9) She is good at decorating and cooking.
10) She would drive 5 hours just to pick me up if she had to...and she has before!

So, call your mom and tell her you love her. I'm gonna.

P.S. My brother is dating a mom. Hahahahaha. YAY?